worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
he fucked my hip out of place.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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