Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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