Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
