I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Houston, we have a squirter
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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