he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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