Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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