It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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