Sry I called you an 8
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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