How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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