I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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