Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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