4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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