it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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