I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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