yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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