you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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