thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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