i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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