I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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