I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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