Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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