why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
