you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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