Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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