Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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