apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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