am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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