Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I want to be your penis for a week.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
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