Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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