chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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