i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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