Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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