I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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