We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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