Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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