one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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