i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Randomize
