Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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