I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Someone came in the potted fern
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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