i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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