what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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