Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
