I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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