ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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