idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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