I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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