I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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