their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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