yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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