ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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