Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Duck Duck Cougar?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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