Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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